i'm so touched by everyone.

(:

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who's feet is this?

this is shi, at stupid mel's house. hahahha. the silly girl. that's what she said when she wanted to ask "who's blog is this?" maybe she was too fascinated by my feet. i knew it, inner fetishes. bahahaha. -rolls about laughing insanely-

ay! i do nt have fetish for ur feet k! i'm on the 3rd pkt of china beef jerky.
yay.

and she complains it's hard, and continues chomping on it.

is china beef jerky from china cows?

i guess so, they must have pretty tough butts then.

oh. the jerky i'm eating now is pretty soft and chewy. i wonder...hmm.

it must have come from my butt then! i know you know it. you cannibal.

keep it a secret!

too bad, secret's out.
exposed, like you exposed me.

ohh. when did i expose you?

hmphh. in your previous previous post. evil.

OH. YOU MEAN CRYING IN P1 CLASS?

yeah i cried on your shoulder rmb? you were kicking my ass. damn.

hmm? i dont rmb. u were crying for ur daddy.
oh. i just rmbed u in kindergarten.
you were a pretty girl. WHAT HAPPENED?

my hair shld become a lab specimen.
it grows the other way. it grows short.

oh you pretty girl with pink checkered uniform.

talking bout yourself? hah.

haha. i dont rmb taking a photo with you.
but i rmb u were standing behind me in one photo
we used to be so young and innocent.
i still am. why arent you?

-shi's looking for her pen cover. if not, she'll look for a pen coffin.

nah. i think you kidnapped it. i swear. -grumbles-

i didnt! maybe the beef jerky...
-scrutinises her lip HOLE- OUCH.

another opening for saliva to be spat at deserving animals (mainly humans.)

am i human?

no, i don't think so.

den what am i?

animal. -points above-

oh. kangeroo?

bahaha. yeah. you're pregnant. hahaha.
having a joey foetus in your pouch.

who's child?

sure it's not mine, you've had many affairs.

oh, my heart shatters when i saw u type that.
-piaa nnnnn gg .

aww. here's one buck to buy a tube of elephant glue.
then, one more dollar to pay you for your own labour of mending it back. -sticks out tongue and runs away-

oh. the audacity! is a buck a dollar?

yup, unless you're talking bout that buck. as in, the animal, you animal.

hello, you buck. (:

-translation in buckish land.

woofwoof!

WOOF is for dogs! erm, oiupoiu. yup. -nods-

woof woof you. bye la.

mmkay, we're supposed to learn how to hunt in chemistry terms!

my mama always told me to beware of alkenes. they are never loyal, always having double bonds.

then i would rather take in oxygen.
they only have double bonds, unlike that of carbon.
quadruple! -faints-

Quackquack.
shi pong is yawning.

i'm sweepy! -pouts-

hi sweepy, i'm tweepy.

yeah tweety bird.
i tot i taw a puddy tat!
-spurts saliva out everywhere-

tweepy is sleepy.

mm.CHEM!! die.

lets do chem now.
bye, everyone. (: